Plunger

A plunger is an melee weapon that 2 or 3 hits on zombies. You can find it in bathrooms commonly, but a rather small chance anywhere else.

Pros: Common weapon.

RNG is less of a thing and more of a surefire application.

Cons: Compared to other weapons, IT'S BAD in the damage department, but compare it to the baseball bat and it'll be in the same level.

Just swap the thing out for a better melee or gun; use this against the dead and you'll be joining them real shortly.

''Have no fear! Plumber-man is here!''